GREETINGS SPORTS FANS AND WELCOME TO "THE BLITZ", YOUR ROUND-UP OF PHOENIX BLOODBOWL. I AM BJORNE MADMAN AND MY CO-HOST AS ALWAYS IS "SPLAT" THUMP-N-MAUL.

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WE WILL BE BACK AS NORMAL AFTER THE KNOCKOUT CUP SECOND ROUND. OUR STUDIOS WERE OVERRUN BY FANS OF A LESSER KNOWN SPORT OF KICKBALL.

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THE WALLS WERE DAUBED IN GRAFITTI BEARING THE INITIALS "P.U.S.B."AND "VAR IS BLIND!". WHATEVER THE INITIALS STAND FOR IS UNKNOWN TO OUR STAFF HERE AT THE BLITZ BUT THEY HAVE COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS.

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PRETTY USELESS SNOTLING BRATS....

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WELL THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING....UNLESS YOU FANCY AN IN GAME SNACK..

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PUCKER UP SONNY BOY...

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YOU DO REALISE THE CAMERAS ARE ROLLING?!!.....

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PURGE UN SLICE, BRYCE...

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RIPPER BOLGROT SUCKS BUTT....

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THAT DOESN'T QUITE FIT...

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OH I WASN'T THINKING OF THE LETTERS.... JUST STATING A FACT...

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APPARENTLY IT STANDS FOR PLAY UP SKEE BLOOS?!

 

SKEE BLOOS?! IS HE SOME UP AND COMING ROOKIE?

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WE ARE NOT SURE WHO VAR IS THOUGH.....

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IF HE'S BLIND THEN I'M GUESSING HE'S A REFEREE.....

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WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW... WE WILL BE BACK HERE ONCE THEY GET THE STUDIO REPAINTED SO UNTIL NEXT TIME.....

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