GREETINGS SPORTS FANS AND WELCOME TO "THE BLITZ", YOUR ROUND-UP OF PHOENIX BLOODBOWL. I AM BJORNE MADMAN AND MY CO-HOST AS ALWAYS IS "SPLAT" THUMP-N-MAUL..

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SO HERE WE ARE HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON AND IT'S ALL STILL UP FOR GRABS. SO LET'S GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION WITH LEOFRIC DIVISION. WELL IT WAS TOUCHDOWNS GALORE IN LEOFRIC THIS WEEK WITH FIFTEEN SCORES. THREE OF THE GAMES THIS WEEK WERE VERY ONE SIDED AND ONE NAIL-BITER...

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GAME ONE SAW THE CURRENT LEAGUE LEADERS, ONE HIT WONDERS RUN RIOT WITH A 4-1 WIN OVER THE BOTTOM OF THE TABLE, JUNKTOWN THROWERS....

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WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THE OGRES THROW ONE GNOBLAR FOR A TOUCHDOWN AND THEN GO HOME... 

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NEXT WE SAW THE REIKLAND RENEGADES SHUT OUT HASHUTUPYAFACE FC WITH A 3-0 WIN...

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​THEY MAY HAVE WON BUT THOSE DWARVES SURE MADE THEM PAY FOR IT....

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THE FAST AND THE CURIOUS TOOK A HAMMERING BY THE BEASTLY BANDITS IN A 5-0 LOSS AND RACKED UP A LOAD OF INJURIES ALONG THE WAY TOO...

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HAS NOBODY READ THE LEAGUE RULES ABOUT ANIMAL CRUELTY?....

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STAN'S REJECTS HELD OFF POPKHORNE IN A TENSE 1-1 DRAW BUT IT ALSO SAW THEM TAKE THE RECORD FOR MOST DEAD PLAYERS IN A SEASON...

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DON'T UPSET THE KHORNE GUYS AS THEY TEND TO GET A LITTLE ANGRY...

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IN THE PHOENIX DIVISION WE ALSO HAD A TOP VERSUS BOTTOM GAME WHEN THE VARIANTS WON AGAINST HASHUT'S HEROES 3-0....

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BOTH CHAOS DWARVES TEAMS TOOK A BEATING THIS WEEK. WHO HAS UPSET HASHUT?

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KILLYBEGS KILLERS BATTERED THEIR WAY TO A 2-1 WIN AGAINST SILICON HELL 404s...

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BEATING ELVES IS ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN, WHETHER IT'S BY SCORING... OR JUST BEATING THEM... ALWAYS FUN...

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THE SANGUINE SYNDICATE DREW 3-3 AGAINST THE KNIGHTS OF KNI TO KEEP THEIR HOPES ALIVE OF A THREE-PEAT

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THE VAMPIRES NEED TO GET A MOVE ON IF THEY WANT TO GO FOR THE TITLE....

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ONLY TIME WILL TELL AND WE WILL GIVE YOU RESULTS AS THEY COME IN NEXT TIME ON THE BLITZ....

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NEXT WEEK... CAN SCOTT HOLD ONTO THE SECOND PLACE OR WILL MARCUS PULL OUT SOME ELVISH BULLSHIT? WILL CHRIS KEEP PULLING AWAY FROM THE PACK OR CAN JOHN SLOW HIM DOWN? CAN ALEC PILE ON THE PRESSURE AT THE TOP OR WILL MARTIN STOP HIS RUN? WILL BEN HAVE A TEAM LEFT OR WILL OLLY BREAK THE KILL RECORD? WILL KARL FINALLY TURN UP OR WILL CONOR PULL OFF THE A REPEAT OF LAST SEASON? WILL ADAM CLOSE THE GAP BETWEEN THE TOP TWO OR WILL DAVID RUN AWAY WITH IT? CAN SAM STAY IN THE TOP FOUR OR WILL DAVE CREEP IN INSTEAD?

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ONLY NUFFLE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS IN STORE FOR THOSE BRAVE ENOUGH TO ENTER THE ARENA....

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WE WILL SEE NEXT TIME ON "THE BLITZ"....