GREETINGS SPORTS FANS AND WELCOME TO "THE BLITZ", YOUR ROUND-UP OF PHOENIX BLOODBOWL. I AM BJORNE MADMAN AND MY CO-HOST AS ALWAYS IS "SPLAT" THUMP-N-MAUL..

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WELL WHAT A WEEK THAT WAS! FOUR DEAD, THREE SERIOUS INJURIES AND THE REIGNING CHAMPION HUMBLED.

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SO LET'S GET TO THE RESULTS STARTING WITH LEOFRIC DIVISION.....

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ONE HIT WONDERS BATTERED THEIR WAY TO A 2-1 VICTORY OVER STAN'S REJECTS...

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BATTERED? MURDERED BY THE SOUNDS OF IT! I DON'T KNOW... INVITED TO THE FIELD AND THEN MURDER THE COMMISIONER'S LITTLE ANTI-HERO....

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POP KHORNE WELCOMED BACK THE COACH OF THE BEASTLY BANDITS WITH A 2-0 WIN...

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IT LOOKS LIKE THE POP KHORNE COACH IS TAKING NO PRISONERS ON HIS WAY BACK TO THE PHOENIX DIVISION.... EVEN TAKING HIS FREINDS OUT ALONG THE WAY...

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NEW DWARVES ON THE BLOCK HASHUTUPYAFACE FC DREW 1-1 AGAINST THE FAST AND THE CURIOUS.....

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FRESH OFF HIS BEST SEASON EVER IT LOOKS LIKE THE SKAVEN COACH IS SHOWING HE IS NOT AN EASY PUSH-OVER ANY MORE AND WITH AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY IN THE NEW RECRUITS ITS TOO EARLY TO RULE EITHER OF THEM OUT OF THE PROMOTION RACE....

 

REIKLAND RENEGADES RAN RIOT IN THEIR 5-0 WIN OVER THE JUNKTOWN THROWERS...

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ONE MORE SCORE AND THEY COULDV'E TIED THE RECORD! BUT IT WAS AGAINST THE OGRES THOUGH.... I THINK THEIR COACH IS ALREADY AIMING FOR THE WOODEN SPOON TROPHY...

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NOW WE HEAD OVER TO THE PHOENIX DIVISION WHERE KINGDOM OF KNI TOOK A 2-1 WIN OVER SILICON HELL 404S....

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THE SILICON COACH WAS SO UPSET WITH THEIR PERFORMANCE HE SACKED PLAYERS AFTER GAME ONE?!...

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HASHUT'S HEROES DREW THEIR FIRST TOP FLIGHT BLOOD WITH A 2-1 WIN OVER KILLYBEGS KILLERS.....

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TAKING A WIN ON THE FIRST GAME IN THE TOP FLIGHT BUT CAN THEY KEEP IT UP?....

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AND THE SHOCK OF THE WEEK CAME AS THE VARIANTS MADE THEIR INTENT KNOWN WITH A 3-0 WIN OVER SANGUINE SYNDICATE WHO ARE THE BOOKIES CHOICE FOR A HAT-TRICK OF TITLES....

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HEY IF YOU ARE AIMING TO MAKE YOUR MARK ON THE TOP LEAGUE THEN THERE ISN'T A BETTER WAY TO WAKE THEM ALL UP THAN TAKING DOWN THE TOP DOG... COULD THEY BE THE FIRST TEAM DO WIN ALL THREE TROPHIES?....

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IN OTHER NEWS DAVE HAS CLAIMED THE FIRST DEFENSE OF THE CASTLE IN THE NEW LADDER FORMAT.

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NEXT TIME ON THE BLITZ...

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CAN ALEC GET BACK ON TRACK AGAINST MARCUS? WILL CHRIS KEEP THE STREAK GOING? CAN MARTIN FINALLY DEFEAT HIS NEMESIS? WILL ADAM KEEP ON RACKING UP THE SCORES AGAINST BEN? WILL IT BE OLLY OR DAVID TAKING THEIR SECOND WIN? WILL CONOR TAKE ANOTHER BEATING FROM DAVE? AND WILL KARL FINALLY ROLL SOME DECENT DICE AGAINST SAM?...

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WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON "THE BLITZ"...

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