GREETINGS SPORTS FANS AND WELCOME TO "THE BLITZ", YOUR ROUND-UP OF PHOENIX BLOODBOWL. I AM BJORNE MADMAN AND MY CO-HOST WOULD BE "SPLAT" THUMP-N-MAUL BUT HE'S TAKING A BREAK...

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WELL WHAT A WEEK WE HAVE HAD SO LET'S GET DOWN TO THE RESULTS OF WEEK NINE AS THE SEASON NEARS TO THE END...

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AS ALWAYS LET'S START IN THE LEOFRIC DIVISION....

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THE FAST AND THE CURIOUS SEEM TO BE HASHUTUPYAFACE FC'S BOGEY TEAM AS NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO THEY CAN ONLY PICK UP A 1-1 DRAW.....

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THE COACH OF POPKHORNE TOOK THEIR PROTEGE TO SCHOOL WITH A 4-0 WIN OVER THE BEASTLY BANDITS....

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ONE HIT WONDERS HAVE NOW MANAGED TO LOG A WIN AGAINST EVERY OPPONENT AS THEY TOOK A 1-0 OVER RIEKLAND RENEGADES...

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ONCE AGAIN THE JUNKTOWN THROWERS HAD THE GAME OF THEIR SEASON AND AGAINST THE SAME COACH WITH A 4-0 OVER STAN'S REJECTS.

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NOW OVER TO THE PHOENIX DIVISION...

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KILLYBEGS KILLERS KEPT THEIR HOPES OF A GUARANTEED TOP FLIGHT SPOT NEXT SEASON AS THEY TOOK A 2-1 WIN OVER HASHUT'S HEROES...

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THE VARIANTS MADE THEIR FINAL PUSH FOR THE TITLE WITH A 3-1 WIN OVER SILICON HELL 404S

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BUT THIS WAS A LITTLE TOO LATE AS THE KNIGHTS OF NI SEALED THE TITLE WITH A 3-2 WIN OVER THE SANGUINE SYNDICATE..

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NOW WE HEAD OVER TO THE KNOCKOUT CUP SEMI-FINALS WHERE BOTH GAMES CAME DOWN TO A SINGLE FAILURE CAUSING THE LOSS..

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UP FIRST WAS KARL'S WOOD ELVES VERSUS ALEC'S UNDERWORLD WHERE IN THE FINAL

FEW TURNS A FAILED RUSH HANDED THE WIN OVER TO ALEC...

 

IN THE OTHER SEMI-FINAL ON THE FINAL TURN IT WAS A GAME WINNING SCORE FOR SAM THAT WAS FOILED AS HE FELL IN THE ENDZONE AND ALLOWED BEN THE VICTORY...

 

SO WHAT DO WE LOOK FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK?...

 

WELL IN THE LEOFRIC DIVISION WILL THE ONE HIT WONDERS FOLLOW THE PREVIOUS NEWCOMERS AND CLAIM THE TITLE IN THEIR FIRST SEASON? WILL THE POPKHORNE COACH COLLAPSE IN THE FINAL GAME AGAIN OR LEARN FROM THE PAST?...​

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WILL EITHER OF THE RETURNING COACHES CLAIM THE CHANCE TO CHALLENGE FOR PROMOTION AS REIKLAND REAVERS FACE OFF AGAINST THE BEASTLY BANDITS?

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CAN HASHUTUPYAFACE FC KEEP HOLD OF THE PLAYOFF SPOT OR WILL STAN'S REJECTS FINALLY TURN UP?

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WITH NOTHING TO LOSE WILL THE FAST AND THE CURIOUS AND THE JUNKTOWN THROWERS HAVE ANOTHER HIGH SCORING SHOOTOUT?

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IN THE PHOENIX DIVISION WILL THE VARIANTS CLAIM THE FINAL WIN OR WILL THE KNIGHTS OF NI HURL INSULTS AND RUB SALT INTO THE WOUNDS?

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CAN KILLYBEGS KILLERS HOLD OFF THE LATE SURGE OF THE SANGUINE SYNDICATE AS BOTH TEAMS AIM TO CLAIM THE THIRD PLACE AND NOT HAVE TO FACE A PLAYOFF GAME?

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CAN SILICON HELL 404S SURVIVE THE BRUTAL HASHUT'S HEROES OR WILL THIS BE ANOTHER REPEAT OF THE WEEK FOUR WHITEWASH?

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WE WILL FIND OUT WHEN THE BLITZ RETURNS NEXT TIME..

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