GREETINGS SPORTS FANS AND WELCOME TO "THE BLITZ", YOUR ROUND-UP OF PHOENIX BLOODBOWL. I AM BJORNE MADMAN AND MY CO-HOST AS ALWAYS IS "SPLAT" THUMP-N-MAUL..

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FOUR WEEKS IN AND THREE MORE GO TO JOIN NUFFLE IN THE GREAT ARENA IN THE SKY.​​

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SO AS ALWAYS WE START WITH THE LEOFRIC DIVISION WHERE THE FAST AND THE CURIOUS ALMOST TOOK A CLEAN SWEEP AGAINST THE JUNKTOWN THROWERS WHO RAN A DRAMATIC END GAME ONLY TO LOSE 3-2....

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THE RATS REMOVED HALF THE TEAM AND STILL ONLY JUST CLUNG ON TO THE END...

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NEXT UP WE HAD POPKHORNE SHOWING WHY THEY WERE ONE OF THE FAVOURITES AT THE START OF THE SEASON WITH A 3-2 WIN OVER THE RIEKLAND RENEGADES...

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THOSE KHORNE GUYS MAY HAVE WON THE GAME BUT THEY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR MINOTAUR KILL STREAK ALIVE....

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HASHATUPYAFACE FC MADE UP FOR LAST WEEK WITH A 4-1 WIN OVER STAN'S REJECTS.

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THE OOLIGAN TOOK OUT ONE OF THEIR CENTAURS BUT THAT JUST SEEMED TO HAVE IRRITATED THE REMAINING ONE WHO SCORED A HAT TRICK...

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BEASTLY BANDITS VS ONE HIT WONDERS HAD ONLY REACHED HALF-TIME AS WE WENT TO PRESS WITH THE AMAZONS HOLDING A 1-0 LEAD.

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CAN THE BANDITS TIE THE GAME OR WILL THE WONDERS KEEP THEIR PERFECT SEASON HOPES ALIVE?

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THERE WAS A TENSE MATCH AS THE KNIGHTS OF NI SNEAKED IN A 1-1 DRAW AGAINST THE VARIANTS.

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THIS WAS A TOE NAIL BITTER... I'D ALREADY BITTEN THROUGH MY FINGERNAILS... BOTH TEAMS SHOWED WHY THEY ARE THE TOP OF THE TABLE..

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KILLYBEG'S KILLERS HELD THE SANGUINE SYNDICATE FOR A 1-1 DRAW BUT PAID THE PRICE WITH ANOTHER GOBLIN BEING SENT TO THE MORGUE.

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THE VAMPIRES FINALLY STARTED BITING THEIR OPPONENTS RATHER THEIR TEAM MATES...

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AND FINALLY SILICON HELL 404s CLAIMED THEIR FIRST WIN AND ALSO FIRST KILL IN A RECORD TYING 6-0 DEFEAT OF HASHUT'S HEROES...​​

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ANOTHER ELVEN TEAM SETTING A SCORING RECORD?.. HOW BORING.. BUT THE BLOODSHED MAKES UP FOR IT..

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SO THAT'S MOST OF THIS WEEK COMPLETED AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT WEEK OF MATCHES AS WE REACH THE HALFWAY POINT IN THE SEASON...

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WILL ALEC BE THE ONE TO HAND SCOTT HIS FIRST DEFEAT? WILL MARTIN MAKE UP FOR THE LOSS AGAINST CHRIS? WILL MARCUS KEEP HIS SCORING RUN AGAINST JOHN? WILL OLLY LEAVE ANY OF KARL'S GOBLINS ALIVE ON THE PITCH? CAN DAVID KEEP HIS WINNING STREAK ALIVE? WILL DAVE SNEAK THE THIRD SPOT FROM ADAM? CAN SAM KEEP HIS GOOD RUN GOING AGAINST BEN?

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ONLY TIME WILL TELL AND WE WILL GIVE YOU RESULTS AS THEY COME IN NEXT TIME ON THE BLITZ....

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